INTERNATIONAL INSULT DAY
That's right, folks. We've all heard great burns we just can't wait to share. Here's your chance. Share the best insults you can think of. (If they actually happened in real life, bonus points!) Pick any target you want. (Lady Jane Scarlett is always a good choice), and have at it!
But don't JUST leave a great comment: today you have Hyperion's permission to insult anybody!
That's right: Anybody. Even your boss. If she complains, just show her the website; it's International Insult Day!
When you're insulting people (and taking the insults hurled back at you good-naturedly), don't neglect the classics:
"I'm rubber, you're glue: whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you."
Them: You suck
YOU: Oh, yeah? Your mother sucks!
Come on world: I know you got it in you (even though every one of you is dumber than a sack of hair)