Today we uphold, contemplate—dare I say worship?—the power, the glory, the majesty……of beef jerky.
Also known as “God’s Grub,” this manna from heaven could probably end war as we know it, if only we could spread the word.
I assume you’re familiar with beef jerky, but maybe you’ve taken it for granted. Allow yourself today to get back into the chew of things. Sample some delectable beef jerky, and be a missionary: give some to others, so that they too might know.
And for those poor souls out there who haven’t experienced it, now is the time. You know that pure joy you had as a child, eating a favorite treat? You can have that again. Go get yourself some beef jerky, and become whole.
11 comments:
I Love it a day that I can really dig into!!!
I've never tried it, but it doesn't sound too appealing...
Beef jerky. Yuck. I wonder if there's tofu jerky??
Oh Happy Happy day! I have been waiting for this glorious day for months, nay YEARS prior to the invention of blogging!
I shall go forth and celebrate with gusto and with reverence.
Beef jerky is like gnawing on moist denim.
but it's beef-flavored moist denim.
On Prison Break last night there was a guy whose cover job was a buffalo jerky saleman.
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Beef jerky never tastes as good as I think it's going to, much like KFC.
Until I got to know his Hypeness, I had never tried beef jerky. Now its one of my favourite snacks. Low in fat, high in protein and very tasty. Long live Jerky!
I know its a week or so late but..........
Beef Jerky
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