Or husband. Or pool boy. Or daughter. Just keep it legal, kids.
Sometimes your neighbor just has it all, and it’s not fair you have to keep up with the Joneses. Your neighbor would totally understand that you have a shrine to his naked wife in your basement.
And if you’re really into it, start a website ‘honoring’ her.
It’s not stalker-ish, I promise.
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Today I'm coveting my co-workers really big breakfast sandwich...so it doesn't have to be stalker-ish.
You freaks.
I will covet the pool boy today.
Hey! I wanted to covet the pool boy today. Sigh. Fine, I'll covet the neighbour's hot 18 year old son instead.
Not only does my neighbor not have a hot son, there isn't a pool for miles. Damnit. Ok, I'll just covet Pol Pot's mug.
POL POT!! BWA HA HA HA...Tracy rocks.
I'll covet Egan's pool boy today also.
The neighbor's 18 year old son? That's pathetic.
How about coveting Egan? :P
What's the matter Hypey? Not young enough?
ChickyBabe, I say covet away. Shoot the day is over though. 17 hours now, I got it.
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