Saturday, April 09, 2011

April 9 - International Boycott Lettuce Wedge Salad Day

It’s NOT a salad! It’s a quarter of a head of iceberg lettuce covered in crappy blue cheese dressing! That’s not worth $9.50!
Join us in boycotting ‘modern’ food by avoiding the lettuce wedge salad. Try a spinach salad, or for god’s sake – at least a chef salad if you must.

And remember our motto: “It’s just not salad unless it’s chopped.”


Schrodinger said...

Really. If it's not chopped, don't eat it, people.

ChickyBabe said...

I never knew such a thing existed!!!

Fitèna said...

Its definitely not a salad. How do they clean it if its comes whole like thant huh?!


Schrodinger said...

Thank god ChickyBabe you were spared the horribleness of wedge salads.

And honestly, I dont think they clean them! I think they run water over it, and hope it's not filled with dirt.

Tracy Lynn said...

The wrongness of this is simply overwhelming. DEATH TO THE WEDGE!