Tuesday, June 14, 2011

June 14 - International You Poke It, You Own It Day



It's true, my friends, the one day all year when you merely have to touch something to take possession of it.

Began in medieval times as a way for dorks to acquire women, the You Poke It, You Own It law had fallen into disuse, until revived by a far sighted beer company. And since then it has evolved into the yearly free for all we know and love.

So, pick up your poking sticks and hide the stuff you cherish most, because if someone else touches your truck, your woman or your favorite dog, you can kiss your shit Goodbye! on International You Poke It, You Own It Day!

5 comments:

kapgar said...

So what kind of police involvement will there be if I truly do poke it in an effort to acquire it?

Kaida said...

Hmmm, "you poke it, you own it"? Sweet! Now where is Hyperion when you need him.

Schrodinger's Kitten said...

I'm going to hang out near George Clooney today in hopes that he'll elbow me to get away...then he's in for a surprise! Bwa ha ha ha !!!!

lost goddess said...

Wow I poked two beetles and a mini ,I waited all day to inform the owners I poked it and now I own it. They still won't give me the keys. So Now I ask what kind of legal action should I take?

Fitèna said...

lol! I went to a camera shop and poked everything pokable. Alas, the owner never heard of this law.

Fitèna