Tuesday, June 14, 2011
June 14 - International You Poke It, You Own It Day
It's true, my friends, the one day all year when you merely have to touch something to take possession of it.
Began in medieval times as a way for dorks to acquire women, the You Poke It, You Own It law had fallen into disuse, until revived by a far sighted beer company. And since then it has evolved into the yearly free for all we know and love.
So, pick up your poking sticks and hide the stuff you cherish most, because if someone else touches your truck, your woman or your favorite dog, you can kiss your shit Goodbye! on International You Poke It, You Own It Day!