Wednesday, July 13, 2011

July 13 - International Farfelonus Day

Beans, beans the musical fruit
The more you eat the more you toot
Beans, beans, they're good for your heart
The more you eat the more you'll fart
The more you fart the better you'll feel
So eat some beans with every meal!

You know you want to.

Today's the day!

Honor the humble bean. Partake in its many gifts. Carry air freshener. Wear loose-fitting trousers. Enjoy.

4 comments:

Dragon said...

I plan to make Chicken & White Bean Chilli. Yummy!

Chelle said...

I will eat my Sante Fe Beans and Rice. GO Mr Bean!

Tootsie-foot said...

Hey, Hype, why aren't I on the staff of International Day? I did one once.

Biff Spiffy said...

Mr. Bean rocks... as long as his episodes stay under 30 minutes.

I shall have my reheated Spiffy Chili, plus onions and cauliflower. I plan to shred the upholstery. Thank you for a day tailor made for the likes of me.