Beans, beans the musical fruit
The more you eat the more you toot
Beans, beans, they're good for your heart
The more you eat the more you'll fart
The more you fart the better you'll feel
So eat some beans with every meal!
You know you want to.
Today's the day!
Honor the humble bean. Partake in its many gifts. Carry air freshener. Wear loose-fitting trousers. Enjoy.