Sunday, May 01, 2011
May 1 - International Honey Where's My "blank" Day
Always have trouble finding your car keys? Lose you glasses on top your head? Then this is the day to celebrate you! A day to celebrate those of us who have so much going on in our heads that we can not be bothered to figure out the trivial things like where the kids/cats are.
To fully celebrate, take your wallet from wherever you usually keep it (purse, back pocket, mouth of the dog) and place it on a central table. Then wait for your housemate to be settled down comfortably. Stand and walk into the kitchen, scream at the top of your lungs "Honey, have you seen my wallet??" and give a salute to the Duck. To go full scale, do this 10 to 15 times during the day, your honey will love you for it.