Tuesday, April 19, 2011

April 19 - International Covet thy Neighbor's Wife Day

Or husband. Or pool boy. Or daughter. Just keep it legal, kids.


Sometimes your neighbor just has it all, and it’s not fair you have to keep up with the Joneses. Your neighbor would totally understand that you have a shrine to his naked wife in your basement.


And if you’re really into it, start a website ‘honoring’ her.


It’s not stalker-ish, I promise.

10 comments:

Schrodinger's Kitten said...

Today I'm coveting my co-workers really big breakfast sandwich...so it doesn't have to be stalker-ish.
You freaks.

Egan said...

I will covet the pool boy today.

Dragon said...

Hey! I wanted to covet the pool boy today. Sigh. Fine, I'll covet the neighbour's hot 18 year old son instead.

Tracy Lynn said...

Not only does my neighbor not have a hot son, there isn't a pool for miles. Damnit. Ok, I'll just covet Pol Pot's mug.

Schrodinger's Kitten said...

POL POT!! BWA HA HA HA...Tracy rocks.

Lady Jane Scarlett said...

I'll covet Egan's pool boy today also.

Hyperion said...

The neighbor's 18 year old son? That's pathetic.

ChickyBabe said...

How about coveting Egan? :P

Dragon said...

What's the matter Hypey? Not young enough?

Egan said...

ChickyBabe, I say covet away. Shoot the day is over though. 17 hours now, I got it.