Sunday, July 24, 2011

July 24 - International Keyser Soze Day


He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they live in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. Nobody has ever seen him since. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. "Rat on your pop, and Keyser Soze will get you." And no-one ever really believes.

Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Soze. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And poof. Just like that, he's gone.

Be Keyser today. Just don't kill so many people.

3 comments:

Hyperion said...

How do you shoot Schrodinger in the back?

What if you miss?

Tracy Lynn said...

Sometimes, Schrodinger scares me.

Bogart said...

Schrodinger ALWAYS scares me...