On this Day, September 19 A.D. 1994, the world found out that giving a foot massage is almost like having sex. If you give a foot massage to the wrong person (someone's wife) you could be killed for it.
Today we thank God for giving us feet and we than Quentin Tarantino for bringing back the foot massage.
So whether you're a Foot F'n Master or just and amateur give someone a foot massage today, just don't get killed in the process.
[Posted for Koz]
[Posted for Koz]
1 comment:
Seeing as how it's also "talk like a pirate day", I think that I'm going to watch my back, and my feet. The ides of March will seem puny compared to the 19th of September!
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