Wednesday, May 18, 2011

May 18 - International Stomp on Ants Day

Marty Quai had an ant invasion in his home to the extent he had seen at least one ant in every room. Marty, being very poor, invited over all his friends for a party with the proviso everyone wear boots. The person who stomped on and killed the most ants won a free pizza.

Fifty of Marty's friends came and stomped and jumped with such gusto, twenty of them went through the floor into the basement injuring four of the stompers.

In honor of Marty and his friends, if your home gets invaded by ants, stomp on one and call an exterminator.

Happy Stomp on an Ant Day.


Dragon said...

I got 2 of the little buggers this morning. :)

Sparky Duck said...

This does not affect Adam Ant or Alien Ant Farm does it? Because, you may have to go kung fu on their ass to accomplish it