Thursday, May 19, 2011

May 19 - International Be Nice to Someone Smaller than You Day

Most big people don't even notice us little ones, and if they do it's only to gawk at us, treat us like childredn--retarded children at that.


Little people are people too. They're just, you know, little.

For all the times you made a little dude feel unworthy, for all the times you accidentally didn't see one of us and almost ran us over with your car, bike, or big hairy feet, go out of your way to be nice to a little guy. You don't have to be all patronizing like Mr. Man or something (that'd be mighty white of you), but just take a few moments to spend with one of us. We're just like anyone, interesting as hell. We don't need special treatment, we're just as normal as anyone else.

Well, maybe not this guy.

As for me, I'm quite the little guy already, so how am I going to be nice to someone smaller than I am, you ask?

well, there is more than one way to be big.


Dragon said...

We appreciate you, little one. :)

Sparky Duck said...

I do this everyday. My wife is a foot shorter then me

Anonymous said...

Here's an idea. Quit whining about imagined insults. That's what normal people do.

Hyperion said...

Hey Anonymous,

I know you think me doing your mom is an insult to you, but you're just imagining it.