There's nothing more fun than test driving a new car. (Well, actually, I wouldn't know, not being tall enough to drive, but there's nothing that looks more fun.) That new car smell, the engine noise, the feel of the seats....
The possibilities....
There's no law that says you can only test drive a car when you're in the market to buy, or that you only test drive in your market. They want you to test drive cars, hoping you might decide to buy. It's not deceit to not be really interested.
And if it was, are you going to boo-hoo over okeydoking a car dealer?
I thought not.
Put some time aside today--at lunch, right after work--to go test drive a 2008 model car. And I ain't talkin' 'bout no 2008 Toyota Camry. Reliable blah blah blah.
BORRRRRRRRING!
Test drive something with verve. You know that verve is, futhamucka? Well, find out and get you ass down to the luxury car dealer. Then come leave a comment on what car you drove or would like to drive.
Come on, live a little, if only for a short drive!
The possibilities....
There's no law that says you can only test drive a car when you're in the market to buy, or that you only test drive in your market. They want you to test drive cars, hoping you might decide to buy. It's not deceit to not be really interested.
And if it was, are you going to boo-hoo over okeydoking a car dealer?
I thought not.
Put some time aside today--at lunch, right after work--to go test drive a 2008 model car. And I ain't talkin' 'bout no 2008 Toyota Camry. Reliable blah blah blah.
BORRRRRRRRING!
Test drive something with verve. You know that verve is, futhamucka? Well, find out and get you ass down to the luxury car dealer. Then come leave a comment on what car you drove or would like to drive.
Come on, live a little, if only for a short drive!
These are the cars that li'l Tobias will be trying to get behind the wheel of:
2 comments:
I've got your test drive right here.
LJS stole my line!!!
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