Monday, May 09, 2011

May 9 - International Celebrity Smackdown Day

Welcome to May 9th Ladies and Germs!

Today we celebrate International Celebrity Death Match Day with a special bout between Linda McCartney and Yoko Ono. Whether it was breaking up the Beatles (ahem, Linda) or singing offkey (Yoko and Linda) or butchering the lovely artform of the keyboard (again, Linda)...these ladies have a special place in history. But which one of these ladies will win the smackdown?

Linda is making a posthumous comeback just for this special occasion, and she is armed with her special brand of vegetarian sausage rolls. Reeking of wheat flour and sulfur dioxide, these tasty treats are sure to intoxicate.
Yoko is armed with millions of unsold Yoko Ono/Plastic Ono band records that she has specially sharpened for the occasion.

Who will win the smackdown? You decide!

Let's get it onnnnnnn! :) LJS


Biff Spiffy said...

What if you're rooting for both of 'em to lose?

It'd be like the Wonder Woman episode where 2 amazons were about to be captured, and they simultaneously shot each other with a bow & arrow while standing on a rooftop.

That'd be fun to watch.

If one had to win, I'm guessing Yoko has some secret karate moves and would kick poor Linda's dead ass.

Dragon said...

I'm seeing a theme here, LJS.

Lady Jane Scarlett said...

It's the last of it, I promise!