Wednesday, August 17, 2011

August 17 - International Act Like A Birthday Princess Day








International Act Like A Birthday Princess Day


Tell people it's your birthday and they smile at you. Wear a plastic tiara and clip-on rhinestone earrings while you tell them, and a world of free booze awaits you. So go down to your favorite bar and wear your very prettiest princess costume and ask - no, demand - a pink birthday cake and presents and all the peach daiquiris you can stand. It's time for you to embrace your Inner Birthday Princess and get treated today like you should be every day!

5 comments:

Dragon said...

Happy Princess Birthday, Sea Hag!

Biff Spiffy said...

If I wore a pink tiara and said I was a birthday princess, the guys that would buy me free drinks would likely expect me to put out.

And that just makes me uncomfortable.

Sea Hag said...

yeah but... free beer, man! I think you'd be receiving far more than you'd be giving.

Hyperion said...

I think that's the problem: he'd be "receiving," if you know what I mean.......

Sea Hag said...

Exactly! He'd get beer AND butt sex! What more could you want?