Saturday, August 20, 2011

August 20 - International Mock A Vegan Day

Inspired by this post and Dr. Suess:


Vegans are carefree
Vegans are swell
Vegans think carnivores
Are going to Hell

Vegans are oddballs
Vegans are twee
Vegans need mocking
By you and by me

Vegans are strange
Vegans are neat
Vegans have hair
On the tops of their feet

Vegans are flighty
Vegans are hirsute
Vegans smell funny
Whenever they veg-toot

Vegans are colorful
Vegans are spotty
Vegans are pinchfaced
And funky-weird grotty

Vegans are hungry
Vegans are odd
Vegans dress funny
And smell like old cod

Vegans wear burlap
Vegans aren’t fun
Vegans are glad
That this poem is done.


tiff said...


Really now.

Sea Hag said...

Holy crap, that was awesome. I'm going to go make friedns with a vegan and then mock them mercilessly.

kenju said...

I needed this poem 30 years ago, when I knew some vegans!

Sparky Duck said...

Vegans arent the only ones glad this poem is done ;)