Inspired by this post and Dr. Suess:Oooooh,
Vegans are carefree
Vegans are swell
Vegans think carnivores
Are going to Hell
Vegans are oddballs
Vegans are twee
Vegans need mocking
By you and by me
Vegans are twee
Vegans need mocking
By you and by me
Sooooo,
Vegans are neat
Vegans have hair
On the tops of their feet
Vegans are flighty
Vegans are hirsute
Vegans smell funny
Whenever they veg-toot
Vegans are hirsute
Vegans smell funny
Whenever they veg-toot
Vegans are spotty
Vegans are pinchfaced
And funky-weird grotty
Vegans are odd
Vegans dress funny
And smell like old cod
Vegans wear burlap
Vegans aren’t fun
Vegans are glad
That this poem is done.
Vegans aren’t fun
Vegans are glad
That this poem is done.
4 comments:
OHDEARLORD.
Really now.
Holy crap, that was awesome. I'm going to go make friedns with a vegan and then mock them mercilessly.
I needed this poem 30 years ago, when I knew some vegans!
Vegans arent the only ones glad this poem is done ;)
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