Monday, August 22, 2011
August 22 - International Take Your Sex Slave to Work Day
Your gimp is tired of being ball-gagged in the basement for your sexual pleasure. Why not take him to work?
Co-workers will be thrilled to hear your tales of how you met Mr. Silence in a gay bar. How he shows his 'excitement' for you when you come home.
We'd all like to hear about how you outfitted your basement with handcuffs mounted to the wall, and why the floor is covered in hay.
Be sure to introduce your sex slave to your boss - and if you have the opportunity, share the safe word with him so he can have some fun too!
Do us all a favor - be sure to make him wear assless chaps. We all deserve a good day.