Our beloved Homer Simpson, for a brief time, founded and was the sole member of his own religion. This allowed him to avoid going to work on "religious festivals" such as the Feast of Maximun Occupancy. From what I could gather this feast consisted of hanging out in Moe's bar, drinking beers, flaming Moes and eating peanuts.
All I can say is; a good idea, is a good idea. So ditch work for "religious reason" and come celebrate the Feast of Maximun Occupancy. The first flaming moe is on me. Who's with me?