Thursday, October 06, 2011

October 6 - International Fall in Love with your Waitress because it might be her Birthday Day

If you go out tonight, you should definitely fall in love with your Waitress, because it might be her birthday.

Ways to tell it's her birthday:

She's wearing a Tiara

She's wearing ribbons in

She has a sextet of elves following her around singing her "Happy Birthday," (but not the well-known version; then she'd have to pay royalties)

She is getting spanked (Note: obviously not a valid indicator at Waffle House)

If you do discover your Waitress is having a birthday, make sure to tip her extra good. Especially if it's me!!!!! Remember: always tip with bills (waitresses HATE cash!)

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