Everywhere across this great land people are walking softly today, fearful of what might happen to them in the living room. That's right, friends: it is the short but terrifying season of the soFA LLama.
So please, for the love of alpaca, be very very careful today. You never know when he will strike next.
Hyperion said our first day had to have the word "Fall" in it. He didn't say how. (Respect the loophole.)