Thursday, April 21, 2011

April 21 - International Kiss a Redhead Day

We all know redheads. We’re all more or less scared of them. The fiery temper, the sensitive skin; these “Ginger Kids” can be a menace. But are they not human too? (Or at least close?) If you cut them, do they not bleed? If you accidentally make them mad, do they not yell at you for half an hour? You see friend, Redheads need love, just like puppies, and muppets.


Today, then, it is your honor, your privilege, dare I say your “sacred duty” to find a redhead and kiss her (or him, if you’re into that sort of thing). Don’t tell them they’re being singled out. Just tell them you wanted to show how much you care.

(If you need help finding one, I made a list of the top fifty redheads of all time.)

(she looks lonely. If Hyperion can find Nicki, he'll kiss her)

8 comments:

Egan said...

Wow, that's a fine looking woman. Um, crazy question here though. How do we know for sure this woman is a redhead? Okay, the hair color doesn't really matter all that much. I never had any teachers that looked like that.

Hyperion said...

Egan - Take a look at my list of 50 best redheads ever. I discuss this very topic, and give some helpful hints. (Bring your flashlight.)

Tracy Lynn said...

Dude, she married Bobcat Goldthwait, she may very well kiss you.
Oh wait, now she's engaged to Jay Mohr. Yeah, she'll still probably kiss you.

Dragon said...

I've already kissed two handsome redheads this morning!

Schrodinger's Kitten said...

This day is color-ist to blondes. I will not celebrate on moral grounds. Wait...that red-haired attorney is kind of cute...what the hell! Happy Kissy!

ChickyBabe said...

Sorry... can't bring myself to do it. All the redheads I know have orange-red hair and freckles. A peck on the cheek, maybe...

Jesse said...

How do you get one to kiss you?

Hyperion said...

Jesse - insult them. For some reasons girls seem to like that, and redheads are the craziest girls alive, so it makes all the more sense.