Today, then, it is your honor, your privilege, dare I say your “sacred duty” to find a redhead and kiss her (or him, if you’re into that sort of thing). Don’t tell them they’re being singled out. Just tell them you wanted to show how much you care.
(If you need help finding one, I made a list of the top fifty redheads of all time.)
(she looks lonely. If Hyperion can find Nicki, he'll kiss her)