Today, then, it is your honor, your privilege, dare I say your “sacred duty” to find a redhead and kiss her (or him, if you’re into that sort of thing). Don’t tell them they’re being singled out. Just tell them you wanted to show how much you care.
(If you need help finding one, I made a list of the top fifty redheads of all time.)
(she looks lonely. If Hyperion can find Nicki, he'll kiss her)
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Wow, that's a fine looking woman. Um, crazy question here though. How do we know for sure this woman is a redhead? Okay, the hair color doesn't really matter all that much. I never had any teachers that looked like that.
Egan - Take a look at my list of 50 best redheads ever. I discuss this very topic, and give some helpful hints. (Bring your flashlight.)
Dude, she married Bobcat Goldthwait, she may very well kiss you.
Oh wait, now she's engaged to Jay Mohr. Yeah, she'll still probably kiss you.
I've already kissed two handsome redheads this morning!
This day is color-ist to blondes. I will not celebrate on moral grounds. Wait...that red-haired attorney is kind of cute...what the hell! Happy Kissy!
Sorry... can't bring myself to do it. All the redheads I know have orange-red hair and freckles. A peck on the cheek, maybe...
How do you get one to kiss you?
Jesse - insult them. For some reasons girls seem to like that, and redheads are the craziest girls alive, so it makes all the more sense.
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