Tuesday, April 26, 2011

April 26 - International Pirates vs. Ninjas Day



Today friends, today is very special indeed. Today is the day to finally settle that age old argument once and for all: “Who is better? Pirates or Ninjas?”
Whether this means calling up a friend and making sure each of you dress as your respected choice and then fighting it out at work for dominion over everything totally sweet (or at least the last donut), or just simply arguing with anyone you can find today (thus setting back productivity, which after all, is what the pirates and ninjas would want), your job is to settle this matter.
May God have mercy on us all.


32 comments:

Schrodinger's Kitten said...

Oh hell yeah! I've been waiting for this day all month!

Sweet picture! Are you the Pirate?

Mahd said...

Please. Pirates all the way. They don't even need their original limbs to whup butt.

ChickyBabe said...

I can't decide if I want to be a pirate or a ninja today. But I'm in the mood for a good fight!

Fitèna said...

:-) Witn me Chicky? over who or what? This is a cool day!:-)


Fitèna
PS: My PC is supposedely fixed now!!

Koz said...

I heard that Hyperion is a Butt Pirate???

Koz

Tracy Lynn said...

Pirates Rule! AAARRRGGGHHH!

lost goddess said...

Pirates are limited. Ninjas are like secret spies but with much asskicking skills. You people are crazy for thinking other wise! j/k I still luv ya babe!

Dragon said...

Amen, lost goddess. Ninjas rule.

lost goddess said...

MAGIC NINJAS! WUT! WUT! MAGIC NINJAS, MAGIC NINJAS!!!... WUT WUT MAGIC NINJAS!!!!

kapgar said...

Ninjas have honor, pirates do not. Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow would whomp Jack Sparrow's ass.

Lady Jane Scarlett said...

A simple haiku to celebrate the day from everyone's favorite doctor pirate.

We know pirate rule!
A sturdy plank, trusty sword.
Kick the ninja butt.

Ahoy and a big "argh" shout out to me mateys! I lift a stout ale to your health!

Francis Esmonde-White said...

Motorcycle Judo-Ninja Ph.D. Pirates are better.

There shall be no diminutive statements about pirate honour.

Ninjas have no honour. Plus, they look silly during the day.

Schrodinger's Kitten said...

plus peg-legs are hot.

lost goddess said...

Pirates with honor? where? when? WTF? When did looting and plundering become honorable? The only ninjas who do not have honor are ninjas for hire.

lost goddess said...

PS you do not see ninjas period. How is one to know they look "silly" in the day?

Dragon said...

A haiku for Ninjas.

Ninja discipline,
a pirate can not withstand.
He'll die by stealth hand.

Take that pirate lovers!

Dragon said...

Schrodinger, you think broccoli is better that sex, I'm not sure you're qualified to judge what's hot. :)

Schrodinger's Kitten said...

just THAT broccoli. Not ALL broccoli. Sheesh.

Peg-legs are still hot. Hotter than Broccoli.

Dragon said...

Well, there may be hope for you yet, Schrodinger.

Lady Jane Scarlett said...

In case y'all didn't notice, the ninja in the picture has a "P" on her belt. So, even the ninja is on Team Pirate! Arrrrgggghhh!

Schrodinger's Kitten said...

At least Pirates have booty.

'Jax said...

yar, pirates fer me!

Tracy Lynn said...

Pirates only have honor with other pirates, not civilians. Ninjas are just sneaky bastards. AARRGHH!

Hyperion said...

Schrodinger - I am not the pirate. That is actually Jordan from Scrubs.

Mahd - Not sure I trust anyone with a Harlequin Romance cover as his/her picture.

Chickybabe - There is no need to decide. Carnivus wrote about the most famous of all: the Pinja (Pirate Ninjas). Also, they can fly.

Fitena - Glad your computer is fixed. I'm sure a ninja had something to do with it.

Koz - I'm not a butt pirate. That got mistranslated. I just like booty.

Tracy - Not enough Rs in that word. Who taught you how to spell?

Lost Goddess - "Secret Spies"? What kind of spies aren't secret?

Dragon - Ninjas do rule. But so do pirates. Hence the dilemma.

Kapgar - Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow would womp Jack Sparrow. But he's not a good example. How would they do with Blackbeard and the Hamburgler (Yes, the Hamburgler is a pirate.)

Lady Jane - It is a nice haiku, but one wonders if you take Ninja too lightly. One could impregnate you before you even knew it. (In this way they are much like Ajax, who's known to be lightning quick.)

Francis - No one has ever seen a ninja during the day, and to say you have just smacks of ignorance. Clearly you've been leaving the fume-hood unlatched.

Schrodinger - I got your peg leg right here.

Lost Goddess - Looting and plundering are only honorable if you're a liberal collecting taxes. Just kidding. They're worse than pirates.

Dragon - Nice Haiku. I heard you were into discipline....

Dragon/Shrodinger - What if the peg leg was made out of broccoli?

Lady Jane - That "P" stands for "Pussy," as in "Ninjas get a lot of."

Tracy - Let me help you out: ARRRRRRRRRRRRGH!

Lady Jane Scarlett said...

Hypey, We all know that if a ninja were to wear a "P" for "Pussy", it'd only be because they relate so well to being one.

Tracy Lynn said...

BWAH! Go LJS! Pirates Rule!

Hyperion said...

Lady Jane - I believe you left out the word "in."

Tracy - I'd bandwagon on other people's posts too if I didn't know how to spell.

Lady Jane Scarlett said...
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Lady Jane Scarlett said...

Hypey-Oh I'm sorry. I guess, gramatically speaking, I should have said "they relate so well in being one".

Tracy Lynn said...

Hyperion, go pick your nits elsewhere, there's a dear.

Hyperion said...

Lady Jane - What I meant you silly girl is that they're used to being "in" pussy.

Or so I hear.

Tracy Lynn - The difference between being a pussy and being in one is pretty big....

or so I hear

Lady Jane Scarlett said...

Hypey Lime,
I know what you meant, silly boy.