Thursday, June 02, 2011

June 2 - International Banana in the Tailpipe Day


Axel Foley:
"What are you all, the second team? "
Detective McCabe: "We're the first team."
Detective Foster: "Yeah, and we're not going to fall for a banana in the tailpipe."
Axel Foley: [Mocking him] "'You're not going to fall for the banana in the tailpipe?' It should be more natural, brother. It should flow out, like this - 'Look, man, I ain't fallin' for no banana in my tailpipe!' See, that's more natural for us. You been hanging out with this dude too long."

--Beverly Hills Cop, 1984
That's right! Today is the day to find an errant banana and stick it in someone's tailpipe (their car, you pervert)!

Harmless prank? Nahhh... this is actually a spectacular way to make new friends!
  • Observe the hijinx as a person who is otherwise in a rush, gets frustrated when their car spontaneously stops on them.
  • Share in their frustration as you, posed as a concerned bystander, attempt to help them uncover the source of their car troubles.
  • Become one with your new friend as they thank you when you find the perpetrating fruit stuck in their tailpipe and unplug it so that they can proceed to their destination!
However, make sure you wipe it clean of all fingerprints or they may go C.S.I. on you.

Oh, and if the cops come looking for you, tell them Hyperion sent you.

-courtesy Kapgar.

10 comments:

Tracy Lynn said...

Dude, that is so wrong, and if I find a banana in my tailpipe I WILL be on your doorstep ASAP.
Of course, if the banana is in someone else's tailpipe, then HA! Good one!

Hyperion said...

By now it's cliche, but you know I have to say it...I got your banana in the tailpipe; right here.

lost goddess said...

Look, man, I ain't fallin' for no banana in my tailpipe!

Schrodinger's Kitten said...

I second Hyperion...too much innuendo to comment.

ChickyBabe said...

Hmmm, considering the bushfires in Queensland (an Australian state) whichmade the proce of bananas as ridiculous as the price of gas, I'd rather eat one!

Hyperion said...

hee hee (Chicky eats "bananas")

Fitèna said...

lol! I'd love to do that! I'll efinitely do it! Whats a tailpipe? pot d'échappement?

Fitèna

ChickyBabe said...

I love bananas! Doesn't everyone??

Oui, Fitena. Block it and the car won't go!

Hyperion said...

[must resist urge to make sophomoric joke....]

kapgar said...

What you do with a banana in your own tailpipe is up to you, Hyperion. We don't need details.