That's right! Today is the day to find an errant banana and stick it in someone's tailpipe (their car, you pervert)!
Axel Foley: "What are you all, the second team? "
Detective McCabe: "We're the first team."
Detective Foster: "Yeah, and we're not going to fall for a banana in the tailpipe."
Axel Foley: [Mocking him] "'You're not going to fall for the banana in the tailpipe?' It should be more natural, brother. It should flow out, like this - 'Look, man, I ain't fallin' for no banana in my tailpipe!' See, that's more natural for us. You been hanging out with this dude too long."
--Beverly Hills Cop, 1984
Harmless prank? Nahhh... this is actually a spectacular way to make new friends!
- Observe the hijinx as a person who is otherwise in a rush, gets frustrated when their car spontaneously stops on them.
- Share in their frustration as you, posed as a concerned bystander, attempt to help them uncover the source of their car troubles.
- Become one with your new friend as they thank you when you find the perpetrating fruit stuck in their tailpipe and unplug it so that they can proceed to their destination!
Oh, and if the cops come looking for you, tell them Hyperion sent you.
-courtesy Kapgar.
9 comments:
Dude, that is so wrong, and if I find a banana in my tailpipe I WILL be on your doorstep ASAP.
Of course, if the banana is in someone else's tailpipe, then HA! Good one!
By now it's cliche, but you know I have to say it...I got your banana in the tailpipe; right here.
Look, man, I ain't fallin' for no banana in my tailpipe!
I second Hyperion...too much innuendo to comment.
Hmmm, considering the bushfires in Queensland (an Australian state) whichmade the proce of bananas as ridiculous as the price of gas, I'd rather eat one!
hee hee (Chicky eats "bananas")
lol! I'd love to do that! I'll efinitely do it! Whats a tailpipe? pot d'échappement?
Fitèna
I love bananas! Doesn't everyone??
Oui, Fitena. Block it and the car won't go!
[must resist urge to make sophomoric joke....]
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