Friday, June 03, 2011
June 3 - International Styrofoam Day
As some of you may know, I was viciously attacked by a rogue piece of styrofoam in December, and barely escaped. It was only through the clever use of my bread knife that I managed to get away, and there were still casualties. I sustained a cut across my thumb that bled freely, and to this day , not only bears a rather dashing scar, but is also numb.
That's right, styrofoam made my thumb numb.
So on this day, I issue a call to arms, and say ERADICATE ALL STYROFOAM!
Do not be seduced by it's promises to keep things hot, or it's insistence on forming peanuts and infiltrating your packages. Stand firm! Wave the Bread Knife Of Justice at the Styrofoam Of Evil and help avert the destruction of All We Hold Dear!
DOWN WITH STYROFOAM!