Sunday, July 31, 2011

July 31 - International Insult Day

Fresh off yesterday's much needed tug at the heartstrings, I felt it was appropriate to end another wildly successful month of International_______Day with


That's right, folks. We've all heard great burns we just can't wait to share. Here's your chance. Share the best insults you can think of. (If they actually happened in real life, bonus points!) Pick any target you want. (Lady Jane Scarlett is always a good choice), and have at it!

But don't JUST leave a great comment: today you have Hyperion's permission to insult anybody!

That's right: Anybody. Even your boss. If she complains, just show her the website; it's International Insult Day!

When you're insulting people (and taking the insults hurled back at you good-naturedly), don't neglect the classics:

"I'm rubber, you're glue: whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you."

Them: You suck
YOU: Oh, yeah? Your mother sucks!

Come on world: I know you got it in you (even though every one of you is dumber than a sack of hair)


tiff said...

You chappy lipped, nappy headed, scuzzy son of a bottom feeder - you stole my idea!!

You're the lowest of the low, you boson-brained benthic denizen.

Tracy Lynn said...

Morons win Nobels, when compared to you.

kylar said...

god that was nearly funny. then i read it.

actually, this is a cool little blog, i think i'll bookmark it

RC said...

your mom could have a better blog if she wrote all the post with her eyes shut and typed with her toes.

Happy Insult Day.

--RC of

Titania Starlight said...

Here are my faves:

"What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?"

"Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?"

And my fave I used at work when I worked with beotches.

"Who lit the fuse on your tampon?"


Anonymous said...


This is dumb! ;-)

Anonymous said...

Actually, it's stupid! ;-o

Lady Jane Scarlett said...

Hyperion is so stupid that he could get outsmarted by a ninja.

Sparky Duck said...

John Roberts always looks like he is high on peyote and he is secretly in lust with Scalia.

Hyperion said...

Lady Jane is so stupid, when she heard about the Boyle Mariotte Law, she thought it referred to making coffee in her hotel room.


Hey, Flint Mallard, if you're going to make fun of Supreme Court Justices, you start with the ho; Bader-Ginsburg. (Past Justice humor you obviously start with the former Stripper Earl Warrne, and then move on to Felix Frankfurter, whose name pretty much makes fun of itself.)

jekandhyd said...

Two real ones, both by my son:

Said to 12 year old him by 13 year old girl:

Her "Don't you know who I am?"
Him "Wow, have you forgotten? That's sad, your so young for Alzheimers"

Same son (now 16) after asking 19 year old to dance at disco.

Her "I don't dance with children"
Him "Sorry, didn't know you were pregnant"

That's my boy

Anonymous said...

One of my favorites. When an Australian cricketer said to his Sri Lankan opponent, "why are you such a fat bastard?", he quickly replied "because every time i sleep with your wife she gives me a biscuit!".