August 8 - End Gay Baby Seals Discrimination Day

I was doing a charity drive a few weeks back and one commenter who shall remain nameless, wished me luck with the raising money for gay baby seals. Now, I smiled, or possibly giggled, but I think I was punchy from lack of sleep. The next day, I looked over my comments and thought, hmm "gay baby seals" that may be a cause I could really get behind, well from far far away.

Now, I googled "gay baby seals" and while I found some bumper stickers that discussed the idea of "Nuking gay baby seals for Jesus", which I felt was a humorous joke, though when it comes to Jesus, who knows. But, no one trying to save those baby seals from nuking. I mean we have Greenpeace, but they care about all baby seals not just the gay ones. I don't see any rainbow ribbons with little seal eyes on it looking back at you so sweetly. I felt it was time to correct that injustice.

So, on End Gay Baby Seal Discriminaton day, I ask you to find a gay baby seal and give it a hug, say we support you and maybe give them a quarter or something. Now I know it will be difficult, being that all baby seals look alike, no way to tell if they were gay or not. Plus, its freaking cold where most seals live. But, I am not a marine biologist, I just come up with the big ideas and expect the lemmings, er I mean readers to follow it. So, go, run, save the gay baby seals.